LAUGHING… at kid jokes

By: jackiereedy

Jun 28 2009

Category: Uncategorized

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?
–Because he couldn’t get a date.


What does a car wear when it’s cold?
–A cardigan


Why couldn’t the flower ride his bike?
He lost his petals.


What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?
–It’s not my fault.


When a boat gets sick, where does it go?
–To the dock.


What is the difference between a dentist and a New York Yankees fan?
–One roots for the Yanks, and one one yanks for the roots.


What do you get when you cross a rainstorm and a convertible?
–A carpool


At what time do most people visit the dentist?
–Tooth-hurty



At least laugh that I put this on my blog.

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